Our lovely Caitlin Marie has this day shown all the world what a brave heart and loving spirit she possesses. Of her own accord did she donate her glorious lockes of red gold to a child afflicted with the scourge of cancer. When next we see her, she will more closely resemble the Pixies whose Duste she has so generously sprinklyed about us.

Let us honour her for showing that, indeed, a little child may lead them.